well it sure has been a hot minute since i have updated this blog. this is a sad bit of circumstances since so much has been happening since match day! i took a quinquadruple-take when i noticed that i had only one entry for the month of april up to this point. what is a quinquadruple-take you might ask. well, i didn't know myself until it was perfectly executed, after which i suffered the consequence of this perfect execution with a sore neck. the quinquadruple-take is when you do a quadruple take then forget at what you were looking at for a max of 3 seconds, within which you do another quadruple take... this process then repeats for a total of five times. i prefer to call it the QuinQuad-T for short... but those that see it probably just call it a seizure.
so the most interesting news since my last post was the purchase of some new wheels... well, luckily along with the wheels there was a body and engine included. from the glorious bank of america desolateness that is ohio, i purchased an audi tt quattro. i had initially dubbed this car 'TaceT', however after a recent conversation with paul byra, i have decided to call the car Too-T. i refuse to spelly it 'tooty', although this is how it is pronounced, becasue it already sounds like a fart no need to spelly it like one. but the name too-t has more double entendra to it which i like... however i do think the car is indeed tasty and the 'ace' spelling plays with the face that the car is an ace and the T replaces the R if it were to be 'race'. not like many peeps read this, but if you have an opinion either way on what i should call my vehicle... go ahead and place a comment telling me so.
anywho, back to the bank of america 'dead zone'. i have heard of dead zones where you drop some phone service, or a call or something, but it is now news to me that you can have 'dead zones' where you drop banks as well.
with a name that contains the word 'america', one would think that the entirity of america is all inclusive in the locations of this bank. however, such is not the case. the bank should be dubbed bank of america minus the eastern midwest. when arriving to columbus, ohio i asked where the nearest boa [bank of america... hmmm boa... boa conshitter... the snake of a company that squeezes the everloving crap out of you in the form of money... only to leave behind farts called 'Too-T'] was and the dealer said 'no prob' as he thought they had one in columbus because he said they do advertise up there. well, lesson learned. always check to see if they have your bank when going to a local where you think you may need it. columbus just happens to be in the geographical center of that which lacks boas. as it turns out the nearest boa was over 300 miles in every direction. none exist currently in ohio, kentucky, west virginia, indiana, western pennsylvania and lower michigan. 300 miles to the virginia / west virginia boarder. 320 miles to chicago [indiana / illinois border]. 350 miles to the nearest one in ny. well, needless to say, i wound up driving that night down to the va/wv border, got up the next a.m., went to the bank to handle the buisness and then drove back up to columbus for the car. thus, it turned out to be a fun and relaxing 1800 miles of joy in a smidge over 2 days. woohoo!
well, anywho, i am including a couple pics... one of which was my first feeding of Too-T... she sure gets 'gassy'... and no mom and april... not myself at the benedict track meet.... she gets garry as well.
currently i am sitting in the atl airport, waiting during my layover, enjoying the sight of plains taking off at sunset... fantastically gorgeous. on the way to kansas city to hopefully find a place to live for next year.
as they say in the buiz, and as pamela anderson has been known to say about her bust... 'more to come'...
love,
g