who is this that writes...

another long while since an update... with so much going on lately you would think this would give me an ample amount to write about... a myriad of messages... a plethera of pointed punctuated paragraphs... a life, how about that... a life.

barring my lack of literary articulation of the written word, things have been going well as a mentally disturbed individual. whether i am Mentally Disturbed or a Major Disaster or a Macadamia Date or a Moronic Dilusion... it is all the same... it leaves me as an MD. that's right, say hello to dr. tard... dr. gayrry tard [say it fast... april likes it].

since i have last written some of the big things that have gone on in my life include a couple days on the lake on paul's boat... and the count is now:

paul's boat - 2
garry - 0

i have lost both time both on the tube and the wakeboard... and it was a blast if you consider getting burns and rashed down your side and on your arm fun... not to mention the water that decided to take the place of the air inside every last one of my sinuses. talk about a water logged head... well, at least this way i know i am not a true air head. water head, maybe, but not air head!

i also attended the scma conference for a few days in hilton head... this was a pretty decent time but was filled with meetings galore, my boring trek to see spidey-3 on opening night [fairly decent... but i give it mixed reviews], and stay at a ghetto motel 6. bullshit they'll leave the light on for me... more like they will be off the beaten path, only have a room on the back side out of a yell and scream's distance from civilization and then have the light on that side of the property not work so that there is more light 2 feet up someone's colon than there was back there. safe... you bet i felt safe. as safe as an egg riding on the back of evil kenevel's motorcycle.

let's see... there was also a trip to charleston where i played golf with my dad at Dunes West... good times and great shots... lots and lots and lots of 'great shots'. unfortunately if it were truly a good round, there would not be that many shots attempted to have great shots to account for. afterwards, the fam [arynn, mom, dad and myself] hit downtown and ate at high cotton... scrumdiddlyumptious indeedy!

there was some tiny thing called graduation... enough said.

trying to stay in shape and preparing for the rosewood crawfish festival street vault. i will be spending about 4 hours this evening moving crap for it. but the runway is built and the lumber has been treated and we set it up for a test run which went well [i got a clip of steddum up on youtube testing it out]. of course, i have to mention the excellent news coverage by wach fox 57's caroline love... your host for news and other resources across the midlands... especially rosewood, which is all that matters really.

of course i can't forget the nights of trivial torture [although tons of fun] including some good ol' fashioned ping-pong! as well as a trip out to kc to find a place to live... mission completed there! now i am set for the move as i am picking up my truck on may 30th and moving into the apt. in kc on june 1st. it should be good times! or at least gruling and lonesome...

i also got a chance to head up to fayetteNAM to help april finish up her room... of course i did leave her dining room a bit unsettled, but her new office looks fantabulous! thanks ape-pi for letting me help with all of that!
well, i should be off... off to get a workout in before i have to go and move stuff... b/c lord knows i will not be able to run after this evenings events and festivities of moving mayhem and madness.

ttys...ih
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