to let people know, my frined's wife just recently gave birth [c-section 8 days ago] to a beautiful Cleary Jo. as it turns out this bundle of joy has inherited a 'trait of traits' if you will, an object of ginormous proportions, that which is Ed's head. fortunatly, she did not inherit ed's strength, as she can rightly maneuver that cranium from side to side... she is so precious and i can't wait to see these feats of strength!
back to ed's head... although his head be that of a mellon on a toothpick, his hair is that of david beckham. there is an ongoing joke in his department [geography - probably trying to map that skull of his] along the line of comparing his and beckham's hair. well, as beckham is portrayed for his set of english locks or 'lockness', if i may, ed should be portrayed for something. in receiving this pic from ed of david beckham as prince philip, i realize that the person that cast beckham for this staged photo clearly had not seen ed prior to the shooting. for if ed was seen, it would have been realized that the 'lockness of beckham' was not all the lockness it could be. no creature, dragon, fantasy, big or small could overcome such a head of hair, distracting and powerful in its hypnotic ways.
thus, on his high horse david beckham rides on the moble steed-ish throne where ed should be seated. thus, whith the pics posted, use your imagination [or some feat of photoshop] and place that cranium of hair upon that horse [poor horse to carry that cephalo-furry orb].
however, this will remain up here unless ed expresses discontent to these pics and hence i may have to yield. he may turn his head of hair against me... which no mortal being desires as not even i can repel its magical ways.
hair envy you say? maybe... but even beckham would be envious and so i come to grips with that envy that tears me apart... thread by thread if you will.
who knows, perhaps is true power lies in a ginormous hairball in that cranium... an endless supply of locks and strands of proteinaceous luster and shine.
i can only hope to one day crack the mystery... the wonder of what he must use to create such a show 6 feet in the air. herbal essences? is there anythings else which could help support without washing away the magic?
the world may never know
ode to him with the hair from his envious sidekick,
garry
2 comments:
Well, it could have been worse. At least doctor-boy didn't actually pathologize either my huuuuuge head (look, I need size 8 hats, ok) or my hair.
I've said it before, and I will say it again: Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.
Another important consideration: Don't take anything I say seriously.
I think you have hair envy. And rightly so.
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